raised by the lifestyle of guerilla warfare in the beautiful luxurious lands of somolia. i was tought to hunt babies and punch pain in the face. i am currently in charge of a program designed to bring dinosaurs out of extinction.

sitting on babies., cats in a blender., double water on the rocks., wheat thins., bugles on my fingers., halliburton.

ima robot, violent femmes, operation ivy, sex pistols, electric six

anything by david sedaris